#5 He makes campaign contributions to such people as Al Gore, John Edwards, Al Franken, and Barbara Boxer.
#4 He thought the media would embrace his black-face routine back in 1993.
#3 Mr. Danson claims in his new book that jellyfish will soon be the only seafood we humans will have left to eat due to overfishing. He also claims that he is not a fear mongerer. Yeah. Sure Ted. You just happened to pick one of only two animals of the sea that produce fear at the beach- the shark and the jellyfish. But, people just love their shark fin soup, so that was out, wasn't it, Ted? Jellyfish just doesn't sound as appetizing.
But, Ted, people could survive off of jellyfish if we had to. In fact, I just read that they are considered a health food. Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich, anyone?
#2 He claimed back in late 80's that the world's oceans would be devoid of life within 10 years. Oy vey! Now he's claiming the Great Barrier Reef will be dead by 2050, and the islands of the world will be underwater by 2080. Won't the eco-zombies ever learn to keep their traps shut?
#1 Ted had a (presumably) sexual relationship with Whoopi Goldberg. This guy's insane!