First the Wisconsin's teachers union went on strike, now the National Football League's players are striking. Unable to find a fair way to split 9 BILLION dollars in annual revenue, the football players and the NFL's League owners stopped negotiating entirely today. When the strike will end is anyone's guess.
But don't worry my pigskin obsessed readers. The NFL can hire replacements to play that will be just as entertaining and awe-inspiring as the players on your favorite team.
Phew Breeze- Great Defensive End.
Rhett Tard- He will expose his vulnerable side when threatened.
Micheal Ticks- This guy's known for his football skills. Off the field he is also known for his love for animals. They do not share that feeling, however.
Tom Brandy- Wide Receiver. He's found the perfect balance between his career and the nightlife.
Ben Hamburglar- AKA "The Quarter-Pounder". He's a spokesman and best customer for a major fast food franchise.
Yummmm. . . .