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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

Remember when the United States was the leader of the Free World? Remember when our government sent brave men and women into the "New Frontier" of Outer Space? Well, now we are reduced to spending $753 million dollars for Russian Bus fare to Outer Space.

And why are we reduced to this? Because of Hopey, Changey Obama. Yes, you have changed this country, Mr. President. You've changed NASA's astronauts into a gang of hitchhikers. A NASA official went so far as to say, "it's critical for U.S. companies to take over this transportation job." Isn't this a turn-around! A Private-sector take-over. It must have been hard for a Federal employee to say that!

I was not alive during any of the Moon landings. I have hoped our government would get off it's lazy butt and do something incredible again. I'm not a big fan of JFK, but he at least pushed for space exploration! All Barack does is promise that great things will come. You de-funded the space shuttles, so where are the cool rockets that will blast off into space? Oh, the Russians have them.

So, thanks to all of you folks who voted for this clown. And here's your award. Idiot.

6 Responses so far.

  1. Well, golly, Elm, it seems the guy just can't do enough to please you!

    I mean, he admitted the fact of American exceptionalism. Oh, wait -- Just after that, he named a bunch of other nations, each of which, in their own national consciousness, considered themselves just as exceptional as America. So, really, hmm, not so much on American exceptionalism.

    Idiots launched (to keep the space thing going) Obongo into the stratosphere of American politics, the Presidency. He was not only unqualified; he was unworthy. I mean, they guy's mindset is pretty much the antithesis of the American can-do attitude. So, as you said, our astronauts are reduced to paying the fare to ride into space with the cosmonauts of our "former" enemy, Russia. I'm not so sure the idiots won't re-elect him in 2012.

    Very good post. Thanks for the most enjoyable read. (Re: JFK -- He enacted a nice-sized cut in the income tax rate, and he was the impetus for the moon shots. Other than that, he didn't offer much, except a ghost-written collection of stories cribbed from an encyclopedia.)

  2. Anonymous says:

    The award should be Idiot of the century.

  3. Elm says:

    HPJ- Other than that, he didn't offer much, except a ghost-written collection of stories cribbed from an encyclopedia. That gave me a good laugh! And so true. Don't forget also that his Daddy was the one who would buy the books so his son could claim to have a best selling book. You know, like when a parent buys his kid's candy bars for school?

    Fuzzys Dad- He already has one. It's called the Noble Prize.

  4. Old NFO says:

    Good post, and sadly correct... I WAS alive for all of the shots, including Mercury, and we (America) were proud as a NATION for what was accomplished! Today, not so much... And if all those NASA folks go elsewhere, there will be no way to reconstitute a space program in less than 20 years.

  5. Great Job! We are going backwards in everything.

    It is like riding a down bound train waiting for the wreck.

  6. Anonymous says:

    This was all planned under Bush... Obama shifted and emphasized private sector growth...

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