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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

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With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

In this week's Idiot Of The Week you'll get 2 for the price of one. This week's theme is "Social Miscreants: Help Us Help You Get Out Of The Country". Or "The Walk Of Lame".

Actor Sean Penn's foundation for Haitian Earthquake relief has had many contributors, but he thought that Venezuelan President (aka dictator) Hugo Chavez was the most deserving of gratitude. Hugo Chavez has a prestine record for a dictator- human rights violations, controlling the media, intimidating political opponents. So Mr. Penn traveled to El D-bag's Presidential Palace just so he could give the guy a great big handshake. Chavez seemed pleased and spoke of how happy he was of Penn's stance on the "critical issues". Is it just me or is having a dictator pat you on the back for your life's work an indicator that your view's may be a tad off balanced?

This is the same Sean Penn who said in an interview on CBS that he hopes all those people who criticize him "die screaming of rectal cancer". I think I sense a bit of hostility.

The next Idiot is pretty obvious unless you've been living in a cave or commune somewhere. It's Charlie Sheen. Can I say anything on here about him that you have not already seen a thousand times? Probably not. But he is equally deserving of this award.

The best part of this first edition of Idiot Of The Week is that both of these idiots want to spend more time together. Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen may soon be working together to bring relief- to the United States.

Because they're going to Haiti!

There they will be teaching the Haitian people valuable things such as: how to tell if your prostitute is going to steal from you, how to find a dealer that sells pure coke, how to make it through the day without sleep, and most importantly how to keep the media spotlight on yourself by spewing insane and random thoughts.

So here's to you guys.

You really deserve it.

9 Responses so far.

  1. Old NFO says:

    Agreed on BOTH! I give Sheen about 3-4 months before he does a Belushi... I've got before Christmas in the death pool.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hey, knowing if you're Russian teen skank is going to steal your stash is important stuff, then again so is disposing of the body. But I don't think Charlie can handle a shovel these days.

    Anyway, I have blog news...


  3. Anonymous says:

    Elm -- Two idiots for the price of one, such a deal! Both idiots are disgusting, but Charlie Sheen has at least some excuse (major dope), as invalid as it might be.

    Sean Penn -- a POS without a clue. That Hollywood dim-bulb wouldn't last a month as an ordinary citizen in the People's Republic of Venezuela. Michael Moore fawned over Fidel. Janeane Garofalo orated for Obamao. The disgusting list goes on and on. They think they're "edgy." I think they're anti-human and anti-USA. Screw 'em. Excellent post with superior graphical stuff and things and stuff. Thanks for the great read!

  4. Woody says:

    Birds of a feather...

  5. I like two for ones. A couple of worth choices. Sheen will be dead in a couple of years if he does not get some serious help. Little Hugo Penn is evil and stupid and such, will live a long time.

  6. JihadGene says:

    Charlie Wins!!! Duh.

  7. Neither rate the press they get.


    If they were both gone tomorrow would anybody really notice? Or care?

    Just sayin...

  8. Anonymous says:

    I was just laughing again, at "Charlie's Angel Dust."

    Thanks for the good advice you've given. I jumped into this WP thing without much preparation, so now it's sink-or-swim time.

  9. Anonymous says:

    You are invited to Rate a Blog.


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