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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

A long time ago in a country far, far away. . .

Arab Wars- A New Dope

It is a period of civil war.  Rebels across the galaxy Middle East have won two victories against their oppressive governments.

During the third rebellion a new dope emerged, Darth Muammar Gaddafi, Lord of the Sith.  Since he was the evil dictator of the Libyan Empire, he began a campaign to crush his nation's rebellion.  The Dark Lord Sith devised devastating attacks against the Rebel Alliance.  Just when the rebels were about to give up hope, the United Nations sent military forces to oppose him.

Instead of being a rational sort of Sith, he chose to stay in his Death Star country where he vowed a "long war".

He must have overlooked what happened to Emperor Hussein.

Just remember.  No matter what happens, he's a piece of Sith.  No punishment is too good for him.

9 Responses so far.

  1. I know this is disrespectful to Gadaffi-duck, but I swear, in that photo above, he looks a lot like Will Ferrell, just a few short years hence. I hope G-duck doesn't hear I said that, seein' as how he's a bad-ass warlord, etc.

    Speaking of photos, those above are magnificently done and hilariously funny.

    But the icing on todays cake is your solemn reminder: "...he's a piece of Sith..." Truer words never spoken. You nilly 'bout made me spew coffee this morning. Please be more careful in future (leaving out the "the" and pronouncing it "few-chah," as would a Brit).

  2. Old NFO says:

    Very True Elm, and well said... The sad part is the number of his people that will die for freedom in the process...

  3. I think soon, to be a dead piece of sith.

  4. You didn't vanish on us again, did you?
    It's April Fool's Day. There are idiotic puzzles to solve and people to mock.
    More importantly, it's Friday.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Very well said

  6. Woody says:

    I think we need a sequel staring Jabba the Bin Laden.

  7. Hi Elm, Please join me and many of your friends at my new forum. We have a lot of things to discuss and get off of our chests. We want you to share your thoughts and opinions. ... We are excited to hear from all of you and hopefully make some new friends who share our passions and how we are going to put America back. On track.


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