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Are you afraid to venture outside? Are the Liberal politicians who are trying to win your vote and drain your brain forcing you to lock yourself inside your home? Then you need the Go Away Liberal Repellent.
The Go Away Liberal Repellent emits a sound that most Liberals hate-The National Anthem. After hearing just the first stanza the average Lib will be forced to flee back to their headquarters.
To add to the effectiveness, the Go Away Repeller runs off of gasoline- their arch nemesis.
Go Away Repeller works on socialists, communists, Green Energy nuts, and MoveOn.org wingbats.
If you buy within the next 15 minutes we'll give you the bonus WWGWD (What Would George Washington Do?) bracelet. A $20 value!
This stylish bracelet will repel Libs anywhere you go. Wear it as you eat your dinner at that restaurant that was taken over by the Liberal elite! Order that delicious veal cutlet without being bothered by an animal-rights activist. And the WWGWD bracelet is a must for any tea party event. Order yours today!
So nice to see you back!!! Congratulations on your new addition. Having a baby is definitely a legit reason to step away from blogging for a while. I don't know why I did! If that's a pic of your family on the right, I have to say, wow! Great looking bunch!!1
I will take one
The national anthem, performed seriously and well, is the best liberal repellent you could find. But the Roseanne Barr crotch-grabbing version would probably appeal to the cheesy bastards, since it shows total disrespect for our wonderful country. Yeah, the proggies / lib-tards certainly do love a bit of America-hating.
I'll buy the bracelet, but if a hippie asks me who is GW, I might lie occasionally, and claim it's G.W. Bush. Then I could keep track to see which name has the most drastic effect.
More'n likely, "GW" would be like garlic to a vampire. Hey, there's a metaphor that works: Liberals as vampires. They surely do have the mass murder (anti-human) and bloodsucking (redistribution of wealth) down pat. Thanks for the great write-up. I do very much enjoy your posts.
LOL- Love em both!!! :-)
Grandma J- Yeah, that's us alright. Don't be fooled by the cuteness of the kids. They are a handful!
Fuzzys Dad- Great! This thing is gonna make me a fortune.
HPJ- Funny that you say GW. I briefly considered saying what would George W. do. But I changed my mind. And thank you for reading my posts. I'm glad someone enjoys them besides myself!
Old NFO- I'll send you one for free since you served.
Ha! I just noticed that my ads on my page are all bug and pest related! That's too funny!
I am happy to say I don't have many lib problems. I am such a disagreeable sort I guess.
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