Are you afraid to venture outside? Are the Liberal politicians who are trying to win your vote and drain your brain forcing you to lock yourself inside your home? Then you need the Go Away Liberal Repellent.
The Go Away Liberal Repellent emits a sound that most Liberals hate-The National Anthem. After hearing just the first stanza the average Lib will be forced to flee back to their headquarters.
To add to the effectiveness, the Go Away Repeller runs off of gasoline- their arch nemesis.
Go Away Repeller works on socialists, communists, Green Energy nuts, and MoveOn.org wingbats.
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This stylish bracelet will repel Libs anywhere you go. Wear it as you eat your dinner at that restaurant that was taken over by the Liberal elite! Order that delicious veal cutlet without being bothered by an animal-rights activist. And the WWGWD bracelet is a must for any tea party event. Order yours today!