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Hello, everyone. Your friendly CEO of the Environmental movement is back- and I'm P.O.'d.
Big time.
Representative Michele Bachmann is reintroducing a "Light Bulb Freedom Of Choice Act" that would repeal the phase out of incandescent light bulbs. My fellow Eco-conscious citizens, do not fall for this dangerous woman's evil scheme! She is in league with General Electric to keep these satanic by-products on store shelves!
My fellow Eco-zombies, if you would just look at the evidence you can clearly see which is better.
Incandescent light bulbs produce an astounding 45 million tons of carbon in the United States per year. And you thought Edison was a role model, you philistine. That represents about 0.006%of the carbon in our atmosphere.
Our new and environmentally friendly CFL bulbs use 60 % less energy than those regular bulbs. And they last longer. So why don't you make the switch? Save Mother Earth!
Oh, my attorney has advised me to describe what to do if your new Compact Florescent bulb were to break. Because there's a little bit of mercury. Enough to contaminate 6000 gallons of water. It's no big deal.
Just follow these directions.
- Leave the room for at least 15 minutes. Read my book "Our Choice: A Plan To Solve The Climate Crisis" while you are waiting for the mercury fumes to subside.
- Get a glass container, place the broken pieces of the bulb inside, and securely seal it with a metal top.
- Don't put it in the trash. You must recycle it. Either walk or bike to your nearest facility that handles CFL recycling. Since not too many centers are handling CFLs at the moment, you'll get lots of exercise trying to locate one yourself.
- You probably should think about getting rid of your rug or carpet where the bulb broke. You can afford it.
- Don't vacuum it up! It could spread the mercury around your home even more.
- Don't use CFL bulbs if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, were born to a pregnant person, or have small children.
See, it's easy. CFL bulbs are terrific as long as you don't have small children. Or mind having chest pains, cough, hemoptysis, and weakened pulmonary function when you accidentally break the bulb. But who cares about you? It's the environment we should worry about.
Remember, a whole 0.006% of carbon could be saved from going into our atmosphere if we switch! There's only a 99% chance that you will drop your new CFL light bulb, causing you untold pain and sickness from mercury poisoning if you do not properly clean up after the breakage.
Don't let those Wall Street Fat Cats give you the freedom to choose between a cheaper, safer light bulb and my precious CFLs!
Thank you for your time. And please pass the gravy while you're at it.
MY WORD!! Are you aware that His Eminence Al Gore is the High Priest? He's not just any old Priest of the Church of We're Doomed If'n Ya Don't Pay Up, no-sir-ree-bob! He's the High Priest. How can I tell?
Look at his eyes. They resemble nothing more than pieces of fried baloney. Al must've gotten a case of the munchies, cuz he's about the size of Elvis in that pic.
Seriously, these commie bastards have overreached by a mile. They're trying to walk it back and looking like fools in the process. Go, Michele, GO GO GO!! (But please don't offer yourself for the presidency.)
That bottom photo scarred me for life, LOOONG time!!!
I can't believe the government is pushing CFL through legislation.
Like Gene said that last image was a scream.
I must agree with Gene: The Al Gore image is ummm, cringe-worthy. He's so huge, I thought it was Marlon Brando, at first.
There are some excellent lines here. For instance, "Either walk or bike to your nearest facility..." Or the creme de la creme, "Don't use CFL bulbs if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, were born to a pregnant person, or have small children."
Anyhow, nice post and thanks for putting it out there!!
Thank you. That Fat Al Gore pic is the last picture I made before my "hiatus". Made way back in April 2009.
It's about time somebody put that crap bill in the trash heap... I went out an bought a case of incandescent bulbs just in case... :-) And yeah, that pic was just plain bad...LOL
Yes, but will it release my second Chakra?
Unfortunately, no. It will only release your first chakra.
Theres's more..
how manufacturers sought the ban on profit motives
(why welcome being told what you can make? ;-) )
with references, document copies etc
http://ceolas.net/#li1ax