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You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a Liberal la-la land whose boundaries are that of imagination and fear. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

Picture a land. A land once teaming with brave and determined citizens. A land where freedom was soon taken for granted. But these citizens will in a moment find themselves in an unknown and strange world. A world that is ruled not by sensibility, but by fear and propaganda...

A well dressed man, Mr. Miller, reading a newspaper in his living room- "Look, Honey, our new President Barack Obama is in the news again."

A mild-mannered woman, Mrs. Miller, knitting in a rocking chair- "Oh, what's the story about?"

Mr. Miller- "Well, the AP conducted a survey to see what Americans think about how the country is doing now that he's in office."

Mrs. Miller barely interested- "OK, what did they say?"

Mr. Miller slightly excited- "It says here that 'more Americans than not say the country is headed in the right direction, a sign that Barack Obama has used the first 100 days of his presidency to lift the public's mood and inspire hopes for a brighter future.'"

Mrs. Miller looks dazed- "..."

Mr. Miller looking concerned about his wife- "Honey? What's wrong? You don't look so well."

Mrs. Miller jumps up and screams- "What's wrong? What's wrong! How can you stand there and ask such a question!"

Mr. Miller still calm but confused- "Is it about that poll? Is that why you're upset?"

Mrs. Miller- "Upset! Yes, you idiot! This country is turning into the USSR and there are people out there that approve of what he's doing? I'm scared, Darling! Oh, I'm frightened!"

Mr. Miller's face now has a hypnotized aura and he speaks very calmly- "I don't know about that. He seems to be trying to clean up Washington's messes. There's only a scandal once a day. And a lot of the countries that hated us before are starting to like us since he's come into office. Castro and those other leaders are probably giving Our Dear Leader some terrific advice now..."

Mrs. Miller now is wide-eyed but speaks evenly- "So, they've gotten to you, too."

Mr. Miller suddenly animated with life- "Why, yes! Come and watch my new favorite television show, Honey! You'll calm down if you watch it." The TV show consists of alternating pictures of Obama with a voice-over saying, 'You love your Leader. You agree with everything the leader does. You like this change. You never complain about the leader.' The NBC logo can be seen at the corner of the screen.

Mr. Miller continues happily- "You know, Honey. I think you're going to enjoy this show as much as I do!"

Mrs. Miller with her eyes staring unblinking into the TV screen- "I love my leader. I agree with everything the leader does. I like this change."


Mr. and Mrs. Miller, formerly freedom loving American citizens, now just walking propaganda signs for a new leader, the leader of the Twilight Zone.

24 Responses so far.

  1. Cbullitt says:

    "Submitted for your approval"--He was cool.
    I don't know about filing that under parody, though Elm.
    It does, however, "reach from the inner mid to the Outer Limits." Perhaps even, "One Step Beyond."

  2. Elm says:

    Parody was the closest category I could think of.

    Outer Limits was good, but not as good. Rod made you scared. I've got my kids hooked on the show now.

    I need to do a post called "The Thing On The Wing" and have William Shatner watch The Thing (Obama) on Air Force One. Ohhh, spooky.

  3. Hammer says:

    Pretty much everyone who still vocally supports BHO acts as though they had a frontal lobotomy.

  4. Excellently done. Twilight Zone was one of my favorites.

    I was hypnotized by that last graphic too.

  5. Son3 says:

    Well, you know what you are, don't you?

    "Obsolete! Obsolete! Obsolete! Obsolete! Obsolete!"(Youtube: The Obsolete Man Burgess Meredith)

    Great post!

  6. Elm says:

    Son3- Burgess Meredith was in my favorite episode of The Zone. I think it's called All The Time In The World. It's where he loves books and can't get enough of reading. Then he's the only survivor after a nuclear attack, and when he finally has time to read, he breaks his glasses.

    My husband says that describes me a little TOO well.

  7. Old NFO says:

    Well done as usual... I "think" they put something in the koolaid too! :-)

  8. Great post ... too bad Cbullit used the "Outer Limits" line. I was going to impress all by saying this Administration is pushing me to the Outer Limits of my sanity. And now I can't.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Great Post.
    Hammer is right.

  10. Woody says:

    I'd say it was funny if it wasn't so close to being true. We're done for.

  11. Folks, we are no more 'done for' than we were under Carter. In 20 years, we will see this tool and his dumb wife standing up on stage getting a Nobel Prize for something as well.

    Good post, Elm. I have all the old TZ's on DVD and watch them still. The insinuation of something scary is sometimes more frightening than the display, and you've certainly captured that here.

  12. Diller says:

    Done very well,Indeed. I'm not sure a show could be created,that is as scary as what we are experiencing now.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I'd love to agree with your Mr. Pitbull sir, but the demographics point towards ever increasing minority populations and dwindling white poulations. Minorities don't vote Republican by and large, they vote emotion (Democrat). Democrats are about to open the border (creating a steady supply of future voters), then they will pass amnesty (locking in all those future votes).

    I stand by my previous assertion.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Very nicely done and to the point. The Obama-bots are on the march in the form of ACORN and other far-left groups.

    Keep up the good work,perhaps you can wake a few more Americans.

  15. I don't think that open borders will get the warm reception that you think it will.

    I am almost certain that once again there will be a line drawn in the sand. Not that many people support open borders, least of all Hispanics.

  16. cbullitt says:

    As the insanity continues to ferment, I figured you might need a laugh. I just found this, it's old but good.

  17. Elm says:

    You just watch, Woody. Super Elm and her band of Merry Conservative Super Heros will short circuit the Obamabots, thus saving this country from ruin!

    Or, at least I would like to think so.

    Maybe I should create a anti-hypnotizing graphic for Huffingtonpost.com

  18. Elm says:

    Cbullitt- That was the best! The little old lady with the purse reminded me of that skit on Laugh-In. You know, the one where the old geezer tries to get the old lady to like him, then she beats him with her purse or umbrella?

    I watched Laugh-In as a child. Don't judge me. X-D

  19. JihadGene says:

    I hear Obama and I obey!

  20. cbullitt says:

    Got another one for you. Gnus put this in a comment at MCGoo's, plays on that "Fuck Earth Day" vid you posted.

  21. wow, you have one hell of a beautiful blog, very well done.
    Btw, I got your link from the Great DD2's blog.

  22. Elm - your parody reminds me of my ''Shining City on the Hill, Burning City of Rome'' piece on my blog too, great job here.

    Shining City Upon A Hill - Burning City of Rome

  23. Deadman says:

    Be afraid...be very afraid.

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