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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

When Europe, the continent where Socialism is in fashion, tells you that you are crazy...

STRASBOURG, France (AP) - The president of the European Union slammed President Barack Obama's plans to have the U.S. spend its way out of recession as "a road to hell," underscoring European differences with Washington ahead of a crucial summit next week on fixing the world economy.


...then you know that it's the end of time.

When the United States tries to stimulate the sagging U.S. economy by buying inferior Chinese condoms...

Mike McGraw- KansasCity Star...the U.S. Agency for International Development, which has distributed an estimated 10 billion U.S.-made AIDS-preventing condoms in poor countries around the world. But not anymore. In a move expected to cost 300 American jobs, the government is switching to cheaper off-shore condoms, including some made in China. The switch comes despite implied assurances over the years that the agency would continue to buy American whenever possible.

...then you know that it's the end of time.

When the USA is admitting that it has not done enough to fight the war on drugs and protecting the border...

MEXICO CITY (AP) - Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Wednesday that America's "insatiable" demand for illegal drugs and its inability to stop weapons from being smuggled into Mexico are fueling an alarming spike in violence along the U.S.-Mexican border. Clinton said the United States shares responsibility with Mexico for dealing with the violence and that the Obama administration will work with Mexican authorities to improve security on both sides of the border.

...then you know that it's the end of time.

And God help us...

6 Responses so far.

  1. Anonymous says:

    I am not sure who is going to make more money off of me, bourbon or duct tape to cope with this moron. I am currently leaning toward bourbon for the record.

  2. It is a weird kinda dreamlike feeling to everything. I am getting the Twilight Zone commentary going off in my head.

    Yeah, God help us.

  3. Cbullitt says:

    Rod Serling, perhaps. I think it's more like the Outer Limits--these creatures are not of this earth.
    Morning Elm, This morning's posts could uses a wise woman's persepctive--you'll do in a pinch (heh).

  4. Barry O says:

    I've got to say that the broken condom graphic disturbs me. I wouldn't want any person to be cursed with children!

  5. Anonymous says:

    The end of time for sure. And yes God Help Us.

  6. Old NFO says:

    Outer Limits... definitely Outer Limits... And yeah God help us, cause we sure as hell aren't helping ourselves!

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