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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

Here's the story,
Of a Congress lady,
Who was working with clueless boys and girls.
All of them had brains of mold,
Like their leader,
And Teddy makes me hurl.

Here's the story,
Of a man named 'Bama,
Who was appointing deadbeats on his own.
They were men like, Daschle and Guithner.
Doesn't it just make you groan?

Then one day the congress lady met this fellow,
And they knew when it came down to the crunch,
That this group would somehow form a monopoly.
That's the way they all became the 'Bama Bunch.
The 'Bama Bunch.
The 'Bama Bunch.
That's the way they became the 'Bama Bunch.


8 Responses so far.

  1. Red says:

    I'd laugh if I didn't want to cry already.

  2. As funny as this is I just can't laugh at anything Pelosi or Obama.

    They say when you have lost your sense of humor you are "Lost".

  3. cbullit says:

    That's what I call a target-rich environment. Re your opening question over at my sight--"how to chose?" It reminded me of the finale of Dr. Strangelove, where they discuss who goes into the mine shafts.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I am given them the name of of the New Brain Trust,after FDR's Brain Trust,which is meant to be a contradiction in terms.

  5. Elm says:

    You gotta have humor in these times. Ridiculing the Obamanator is the best defense against the zombies!

  6. that pictures looks like something you would see on the Post Office wall

  7. Anonymous says:

    I want to say to the Screaming Conservative you are so right.

  8. Screaming Conservative: About that poster - nobody wants any of these clowns! Well, wait a second, those posters usually say "Wanted - Dead or Alive". Okay, on second thought......

    Great, creative post, Elm. It's funny to read the comments here about laughing or crying, and ridiculing, because I just commented on your "Liberal Dictionary" post: I keep saying that if I don't mock, ridicule and laugh at Barry and the Dems, I might just end up crying!


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