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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

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But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

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A panel of "experts" has handed down their judgment on every president we've had so far. Hey, and good news everyone, Obama was not named number 1- yet.

They gave Lincoln the number 1 spot. I can't say that I disagree, so I'll give 'em that one.

Two was Washington. Again I don't disagree.

Third was FDR. Really? The man who lead us on the road of dictatorship is the third best president? The man who left Vice President Harry Truman in the dark concerning American foreign and domestic policy? What a joke!

Eight- Ronald Reagan. Good.

Number 10 is Woodrow Wilson. Sigh. This guy during his second presidential campaign promised that he would continue to keep America out of World War One. And you already know what happened to that promise.

Number 11, JFK. I do not like Kennedy as a person. If I had known him I probably would have told him a thing or two. But, I do admire him for his handling of the Cuban Missile Crisis. So I won't complain about this one.

Number 12, LBJ. The guy who increased American troops in Vietnam, but people still believe the Republicans started this war. Ironic- or is it moronic?

Bill Clinton was number 23. HA! HA! HA! And even better is that George H. Bush was at number 20.

George W. Bush was tied at number 37 with of all people Richard Nixon. GRRRRR. There has not been another 9-11, has there? Didn't he keep that promise to us? These so-called experts need to pay closer attention.

James Buchanan came in dead last. Athough he was a Democrat, I feel sorry for him. He was the President right before the Civil War broke out, so the experts blame him. Who are these experts? The South seceded from the Union because Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. Buchanan nor anyone else for that matter could have kept that from happening, but that's just my opinion.

If you want to scream and rant at the list here is the link.

4 Responses so far.

  1. Linz says:

    That's quite an interesting tid bit...

  2. Some things are so hard to read. The experts that complied that pile are full of what was in the first pile.

    Jimmy Carter was placed ahead of President G.W. Bush?!?!?!

  3. Elm-
    I would have loved to reply directly to your email, but you are a NO REPLY COMMENTER!!! ARRGH!!


    And I have tried to get people to turn off word verification, but some of them think that deleting one spam per year is better than the thousand times that people have to do the word verification on their blog!! HOLY SELFISH!!!!

    Whew...ok...calming down.



  4. Anonymous says:

    Looking like the propaganda in public schools is working.

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