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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

Today is Honest Abe Lincoln's 200th birthday!

I went to AOL news to see if they mentioned this event. Nope! I guess the man who freed the slaves and kept the country from splitting apart is not important to the folks at America Online. . .

Yet I did find a nice article on Lincoln, at of all places, BBC World News. What?!? The British are more concerned with our past than we are?!?

Abraham Lincoln was. . .

  • The first Republican to become President of the United States
  • The Great Emancipator
  • The man who would not let this country fall apart


Happy Birthday Abe! May there be more presidents like you in our future.

And if anyone mentions that Lincoln is Obama's mentor I will track you down and lecture you on how Lincoln and Obama are completely different.


Oh, did I mention that I'm from the South?
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2 Responses so far.

  1. Linz says:

    The Brits mentioned it and not the US. Sad.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I might be born and breed in the south,but I am a staunch Republican scalawag.

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