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What If Al Gore Had Lived In Ancient Greece?

Long, long ago in a Grecian city far, far away there lived a man named Albertus Goreus. While most of his class of citizens were content with their lives, Albertus felt unloved. And, so, one summer's day as he sat upon the steps of the temple of Zeus, he noticed how warm the air was. Albertus stared at the sun. How bright it shone! He could feel the heat pouring from the giant, golden orb of Apollo. Ten minutes later, as he was being carried away from the temple because he had stared at the sun to long, he thought, "Oh, my! The world will be burnt to a crisp if I don't do something about it!"... READ MORE

Jimmy Carter Has A New Mission In Life...

But you know how Jimmy is, always wanting to prove that he's right and that he wasn't the absolute worst president in history. That's right. The founder of Habitat For Humanity has a new organization that he will unveil soon. An organization which will help battle the effects of Global Warming AND the carelessness of humans. I think Jimmy should explain, so here's former President Jimmy Carter... READ MORE

The White House Dog Pageant

The First Family should be getting a new puppy sometime soon and the media seems to be going gaga over this tidbit of news. So, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon. Through a White House contact I have been directed to pictures of the puppy nominees. Here are their respective pictures with a brief description of their traits and qualities... READ MORE

Al Gore's Handy "How To Save The Planet Studyguide"

Hello, you all know me, I'm Al Gore the friendly CEO of the Eco-Movement! Like the biotch, I mean, Secretary of State, said, we need to correct our past mistakes and save our Earth from the dreadful possibility of more Spring-like days... READ MORE

GM's New Line Of Cars Are A Little Strange...

With the recent General Motor's stock grab by the United States government and the United Auto Worker's Union, there will be a few minor changes to the company... The production of gasoline powered automobiles will cease, as of now. New, cleaner cars have been produced, and you will see them very soon at your local car dealership. Here are a few... READ MORE

Is the economy depressing you? Are you out of a job? Broke? Well, never fear! Through exhausting interviews with Great Depression survivor Sally Carrol Harper, I have discovered ways to survive this troubling time.

  1. Afraid you'll be mugged? Then let every would-be criminal in the vicinity know that they won't be getting any money from you anytime soon. Photobucket
  2. Evicted from your apartment? Can't afford your mortgage? Well, why not move to this community known as Hooverville? With its recycled material recently removed from the town dump, you too can live green. Photobucket
  3. That private school you're sending Junior to is eating up your savings. Why not send him to this school where tuition is only a bundle of firewood a week or a free meal for the teacher.Photobucket
  4. Food seems to get more and more expensive. But this establishment is free. You may have to wait awhile before you are served, however.Photobucket
5. Sell your personal property for mere pennies on the dollar and you'll be sure to get an interested buyer.Photobucket

Note: It is scary how similar the 1929 Stock Market collapse is compared to our economic downfall. I sincerely hope that the above pictures will remain apart of our history and not become our future.

7 Responses so far.

  1. Old NFO says:

    Sadly, I think we will see those times again...

  2. Anonymous says:

    But,but...I thought the Sunbringer was going to pay our mortgages and put gas in all of our cars.

    People who voted for this clown are in a for a rude awakening,and it will be soon.

  3. Getting mugged by the guvumint is just around the corner.

    I want them to be in the past too. I have a feeling that it is going to get worse before it gets any better.

    That school picture is awesome ELM.

  4. Elm says:

    Old NFO- It's starting to look that way, isn't it?

    Scalawag- Yeah,and He will also spend our money for us. He's so thoughtful.

    USA Admiral- I enjoyed the hooverflag picture the most.

  5. A few weeks ago, I'd laugh, but as I see Obama doing his best to destory the market, I have no reason to doubt anymore. The market is down over 100 again today.

  6. Elm says:

    Makes you wonder if anyone in our government has studied American History. Does Obama want us to go through another Depression or is it just my imagination?

  7. Old NFO says:

    He wants to adopt the socialist agenda, so a depression makes that easier to accomplish... However, look at the New Deal, we were in trouble then, Billions dumped by the Government, but to no avail. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it, and we are starting the repeat!

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