A long time ago in a country far, far away. . .

Arab Wars- A New Dope

It is a period of civil war.  Rebels across the galaxy Middle East have won two victories against their oppressive governments.

During the third rebellion a new dope emerged, Darth Muammar Gaddafi, Lord of the Sith.  Since he was the evil dictator of the Libyan Empire, he began a campaign to crush his nation's rebellion.  The Dark Lord Sith devised devastating attacks against the Rebel Alliance.  Just when the rebels were about to give up hope, the United Nations sent military forces to oppose him.




Instead of being a rational sort of Sith, he chose to stay in his Death Star country where he vowed a "long war".

He must have overlooked what happened to Emperor Hussein.




Just remember.  No matter what happens, he's a piece of Sith.  No punishment is too good for him.

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#5  He makes campaign contributions to such people as Al Gore, John Edwards, Al Franken, and Barbara Boxer.


#4  He thought the media would embrace his black-face routine back in 1993.




#3  Mr. Danson claims in his new book that jellyfish will soon be the only seafood we humans will have left to eat due to overfishing.  He also claims that he is not a fear mongerer.  Yeah.  Sure Ted.  You just happened to pick one of only two animals of the sea that produce fear at the beach- the shark and the jellyfish.  But, people just love their shark fin soup, so that was out, wasn't it, Ted?  Jellyfish just doesn't sound as appetizing.

But, Ted, people could survive off of jellyfish if we had to.  In fact, I just read that they are considered a health food.  Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich, anyone?





#2  He claimed back in late 80's that the world's oceans would be devoid of life within 10 years.  Oy vey!  Now he's claiming the Great Barrier Reef will be dead by 2050, and the islands of the world will be underwater by 2080.  Won't the eco-zombies ever learn to keep their traps shut?



#1  Ted had a (presumably) sexual relationship with Whoopi Goldberg.  This guy's insane!

Remember when the United States was the leader of the Free World? Remember when our government sent brave men and women into the "New Frontier" of Outer Space? Well, now we are reduced to spending $753 million dollars for Russian Bus fare to Outer Space.

And why are we reduced to this? Because of Hopey, Changey Obama. Yes, you have changed this country, Mr. President. You've changed NASA's astronauts into a gang of hitchhikers. A NASA official went so far as to say, "it's critical for U.S. companies to take over this transportation job." Isn't this a turn-around! A Private-sector take-over. It must have been hard for a Federal employee to say that!




I was not alive during any of the Moon landings. I have hoped our government would get off it's lazy butt and do something incredible again. I'm not a big fan of JFK, but he at least pushed for space exploration! All Barack does is promise that great things will come. You de-funded the space shuttles, so where are the cool rockets that will blast off into space? Oh, the Russians have them.

So, thanks to all of you folks who voted for this clown. And here's your award. Idiot.